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Things Are Shit Funny Thinking Of You Candle & Diffuser
Things Are Shit Funny Thinking Of You Candle & Diffuser
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Things Are Shit Funny Thinking Of You Candle & Diffuser
This elegant keepsake features a clean, modern, and beautifully simple design built around a hilariously honest and fiercely supportive statement: “Sorry things are a bit shit right now, you’re the strongest person I know and you will get through this!” alongside a heartfelt short message of your choosing.
This deeply meaningful personalised encouragement gift makes for a thoughtful gesture, making it the perfect pick-me-up present, mental health care package, break-up token, or sweary sympathy keepsake for an incredible best friend, family member, or coworker navigating a difficult time, illness, or major life hurdle.
Every piece arrives beautifully packaged and ready to gift, ensuring that the moment they open it, it is just as magical as the fragrance inside.
Choose Your Signature Vessel: Tailor the experience to their preference with our two most-loved luxury formats:
- 200ml Rose Gold Tin: A stunning, soy wax candle that casts a warm, romantic glow. Perfect for evening relaxation and creating an intimate atmosphere.
- 100ml Reed Diffuser: A sleek, constant fragrance companion that fills her favourite room with a steady, sophisticated aroma—no flame required.
Five Signature Scents to Choose From: Select the aroma backdrop that best suits their personality:
- Laundry Day (Pure & Effortless): A fresh start in a jar. With notes of Orange, Peach, and Rose on a base of Vanilla, it captures the scent of sun-dried linens.
- Lime, Basil & Mandarin (Fresh & Invigorating):A Mediterranean escape featuring Juicy Lime and Peppery Basil. Modern, crisp, and revitalising.
- Oud & Bergamot (Hypnotic & Smoky): For the lover of mystery. A sophisticated blend of Zesty Bergamot and Resinous Oud spiked with Cinnamon.
- Spa Day (Airy & Pure): The ultimate wellness retreat. Notes of Eucalyptus, Sea Salt, and White Lily create a sanctuary of profound tranquillity.
- Velvet Peony & Oud (Opulent & Romantic): Dark elegance at its finest. A sumptuous mix of Taif Rose, Smoky Oud, and Sweet Praline.
Bespoke Personalisation: Your Words, Our Craft
What makes this gift truly theirs is the Personalised Message Label. Move beyond the generic and tell your story:
- The Message: Add your personalised message & details or a core memory to our minimalist, elegant labels.
- The Design: Our elegant, minimalist labels are designed to complement any interior, ensuring your sentiment remains the focal point of her vanity or bedside table.
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Gift Tag: Left blank so that you can add your own handwritten personalised note on arrival.
Why Choose Our Personalised Gifts
Why Choose Our Personalised Gifts
- The Handwritten Touch: We include a high-quality message tag with every gift, allowing you to pen your own heartfelt note for that final, intimate connection.
- Gift-Ready Excellence: Each item is meticulously packaged, removing the need for gift wrapping and ensuring a prestigious "unboxing" experience.
- Bespoke Personalisation: Add your personalised message & details or a core memory to our minimalist, elegant labels.
- Eco-Conscious Luxury: Hand-poured using sustainable soy wax and premium oils and fragrances for a clean, high-end experience they can feel good about.
- Artisan Quality: Small-batch production ensures every scent is blended to perfection. From the initial pour to the hand-applied label, each piece is a bespoke testament to fine craftsmanship.
Five Signature Scents
Five Signature Scents
Select the aroma backdrop that best suits their personality:
- Laundry Day (Pure & Effortless): A fresh start in a jar. With notes of Orange, Peach, and Rose on a base of Vanilla, it captures the scent of sun-dried linens.
- Lime, Basil & Mandarin (Fresh & Invigorating):A Mediterranean escape featuring Juicy Lime and Peppery Basil. Modern, crisp, and revitalising.
- Oud & Bergamot (Hypnotic & Smoky): For the lover of mystery. A sophisticated blend of Zesty Bergamot and Resinous Oud spiked with Cinnamon.
- Spa Day (Airy & Pure): The ultimate wellness retreat. Notes of Eucalyptus, Sea Salt, and White Lily create a sanctuary of profound tranquillity.
- Velvet Peony & Oud (Opulent & Romantic): Dark elegance at its finest. A sumptuous mix of Taif Rose, Smoky Oud, and Sweet Praline.
Details
Details
Product Specifications
- Candle Option: 200ml Rose Gold Tin (Approx. 35+ hours burn time)
- Diffuser Option: 100ml Glass Bottle with High-Performance Reeds
- (Approx. 3–4 months of continuous fragrance depending on room conditions)
- Included: Personalised Label + Blank Message Tag for your handwritten note
- Wax: 100% Natural Soy Wax (for candle)
- Vibe: Thoughtful, Luxurious, Bespoke
How to Create Your Perfect Gift
How to Create Your Perfect Gift
- Select Your Format: Choose either the 200ml Rose Gold Tin or the 100ml Diffuser.
- Choose Your Scent: Select one of our 5 signature fragrance blends.
- Craft Your Label: Enter the personalised text for the bottle or tin (Name, Date, or Title).
- Write Your Heart Out: Once your gift arrives, use the included message
tag to write your own personal note before presenting it to the recipient.
Make it a milestone to remember. Order your Personalised Gift today.
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SUSTAINABLY SOURCED
Small business, big conscience
All of our fragranced products are hand poured, in house, using sustainably UK sourced natural wax and eco-friendly diffuser bases.
Our packaging is FSC certified, plastic free or wildflower seeded product boxes.